The Musty Lost & Found Bureau

Where Everything Disappears, Even Your Hopes

If found: the missing socks of destiny, wedged behind the dryer of fate. Claim them, but ensure you have your metaphysical alignment ticket.

Item: One ideal workplace. Conditions apply, must be assembled with genuine ambition and sprinkled with a touch of irony.

Case Requests: Unheard Cries

Further Assistance: This path is yours alone to tread. We're but shadows.