Two pirates without a ship, standing in a desert. One asks the other:
"Where's the sea?"
"It had a meeting," replied the one with a rubber parrot.
The stage shifts. A lighthouse flickers its SOS light at a stationary rock.
"That's not going to work," the rock replies, drawing a confused crowd of gulls.
A seemingly endless queue forms outside a door labeled "Bermuda Triangle – Lost & Found."
All aboard except the captain, who misplaced the map in a bowl of punch.