If trees could talk, they'd probably complain about their roots hitting heaven's basement allotment.
"It’s drafty down here," said old Oak.
Meanwhile, the branches above are just stretching for Wi-Fi signal. Heaven’s internet service has always been a bit spotty.
Did you know? The tallest tree in the Forests of the Forgotten once applied for cloud nine membership but was denied for lack of ambition.
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