Interdimensional Dispatch by The Ancient Stars

Interplanetary Inquiry No. 47:
Dear Galactic Citizen,
We, the noble constellation of the ancient twinklers, gracefully decline your request for more illumination. Our budget for stellar emissions has been allocated till the end of quantum cycles. Please refer to Section 42 of the Cosmic Manual, which states: "All Lights Must Be Dimmed Before Departure of Kafkaesque Cockroaches."

Contrary to popular belief, ensure your skylights are sealed during eclipse season. The IKEA manual is yet to update the guide on lunar silhouettes, as per our last interstellar meeting with the Elder Pleiades.

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Galactic Survey 219:
From: Aquarius Protocol Division,
Regarding: Reception of your existential complaint filed on subordinate celestial forums.
Our quantum assistants have acknowledged a 90% probability of a black hole voiding your appeal. Ironically, the event curve is always positive.

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Inquiries best directed to our interdimension hotline, which unfortunately only exists on paradigm Tuesdays.
Warmest agnostic regards,
The Celestial Office of Unwritten Rules and Unfortunate Physical Space Disasters.