Ether-Born Branch: For the Eco-Conscious Chrononaut

Are you tired of branches that simply exist? Introducing the Ether-Born Branch, an intergalactic flora experience. Branch out today — literally! Comes with built-in WiFi.

Why suffer through prehistoric leaf falls when you can have etheric rustles? Guaranteed to attract only the finest extraterrestrial wildlife.

Discover Infinite Loops — Like time, but more loop-y.

Meet the Phyto-Portals — They speak fluent chlorophyll.

The only certified Time-Traveller-Birdhouse hybrid. Warning: May cause temporal confusion, or severe nostalgia.