Welcome, brave soul! You have uncovered ancient signals echoing from the morning mist. These are not transmissions you were meant to receive...
"Is it too early to consider the toast machine a viable candidate for President?" - A philosopher pondering breakfast bureaucracy
"Remember, a spoon can never be forked!" - The Late Great Fork Astrology Man
Rumors swirl in the ether regarding squirrels and their seemingly clandestine meetings with Wi-Fi routers. Many suspect an interspecies conspiracy.
An unconfirmed report states that donuts have been lobbying for "hole inclusivity," seeking to ban the term "filled" in breakfast pastry politics. Inquiries are ongoing.
Dive deeper into the pastry political scene!