Welcome starry traveler, the spacebound razzmatazz awaits.
Did you know that a droid's favorite musical note is actually "beep"? It's true, I read it in an interstellar reggae guide.
If confusion had a flavor, it would probably taste like pineapple pizza at light speed.
Gravitate towards humorous absurdity like a comet after its coffee break:
Bewildered Star Travel