Ever dreamt of a talking pineapple?
Once went hiking with a crab that just couldn't stop quoting Shakespeare, "To crab or not to crab, that is the question."
In tonight's news, the moon has declared itself a pie, and the stars her unwavering spokesmen.
An octopus wearing glasses critiques modern art... the irony, sir, is palpable.
A bicycle's symposium on the meaning of wheels has ended in a significant debate over spokes.
In a world where jellybeans fly, gummy bears form the air traffic control agency.