"Have you ever counted the stars while eating spaghetti? It's quite a noodle." - an astronaut chef

"I told the cat it wasn't a good idea to wear shoes, but who am I to judge?" - a confused philosopher

"The toaster refused to toast, claiming it was on a gluten-free diet." - a rebellious appliance tale

"In my dream, I started a revolution for all pens that only click three times." - an activist in sleep

"The squirrel sold me insurance, but only for acorns and lost nuts." - a wise old tree