Ever wondered why cupcake sprinkles are often called "jimmies"? Perhaps it’s because "sprinkles" was too declarative and "jimmies" sounds like a warning.
They say every time you blink, a rabbit sneezes. This explains why supermarkets have "rabbit aisle" in their conspiracy manuals.
Behind the couch is where socks go for their rebellion. They don’t want to be found under the bed; they prefer a grass-patch feeling, somewhere lively!
The sun's rays are simply elevator music for the oscillating ghosts of photons. They float along to a tune unheard but felt.