Have you ever wondered what it’s like to speak with shadows? The kind who never respond, yet their absence echoes louder than a thousand trumpets on New Year's Eve.
Chapter 1: Whispering Techniques
Avoid any and all human contact. Embrace the void. Smile at the walls. They understand.
Chapter 2: Equipment Needed
* A suitable cloak made from the fabric of forgotten dreams
* A lantern, not for light, but for collection of dust
* An echo-proof room (preferably located underground)
Chapter 3: Advanced Whispering
Stand at the edge of reality and mindfully walk in circles. Let the whispers guide you... or mislead you, who knows?
Whispers may charge you a fee. Do not attempt to barter. The currency is made up of half-speaked phrases.