"Fellow feline aboard the crimson shell, tune not to be trivial, yet you spoke in meows."
Deciphering committee inoperative. Requests on potato post only.
— Intergalactic Sarcastic Arboreal Intelligence League
"During the banana rain, a snail proposed the theory of tentacle relativity, an odd form indeed."
Urgent: All oranges must wear glasses when checking psychological balances.
— Department of Mundane Affairs & Mango Relocation
"Under the influence of walnut pie, we learned jelly beans are the true poets of space."
Note: Please refrain from quantum ducklings after sunset.
— Office of Overlooked Zebra Regulations
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