Bureau of Equilibrium: Prank Revision Document

Section Alpha: Displacement Protocols

Document Code: #A1246BCD-7F23-9AB9-67F5A

Protocol ID: PRNK-XXZ1234A89J / Skip Function: False / Imbalance Check: True

Note: Withhold giggle responses during Phase Two compliance assessment.

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Section Beta: Anomalies in Distracted Invisibility

Incident Log Entry: 5773-W1ND0W-42D3R

Coefficient 45/98 — initiate overlapping decode for obscure items. Repeat our secret in whispers.

Reminder: All pranks must come pre-packaged with a twist of dust.

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