Have you ever stared deeply into the abyss, only to find the abyss staring back with an expression of mild annoyance? It seems we've all been there, trapped in a swirling vortex of our own making, each thought a brick in the wall of emotional fortitude—or perhaps fragility.
Life, dear reader, is much like a box of chocolates left out in the sun. You think you know what you're getting, only to discover you've bitten into a deliciously ironic nougat of existential dread. But fear not! Embrace the sweet irony, for it is the only thing standing between you and a cat video on the internet.
Venture forth, brave soul.
Or perhaps seek clarity—if such a thing exists.