Have you ever tried to milk a clock? In the small hours, just as the second hands begin to jiggle in rhythm, they seem so much like a creamy bovine. But alas, time is a fickle calf, and unwilling to yield.
Beneath the arches of yesterday’s sandwiches, we find a truly wise pickle, offering sage advice but only in the language of vinegary nods. Remember that etiquette lessons are always welcome—especially from sentient condiments.
Every so often, a fish might call you by your true name: Mysterious Jellybean Whisperer. Pay no heed, for only bananas understand this prophecy, and they are far too busy to help—having been trapped in a perpetual game of chess with a very dapper pigeon.
Chronicles of the Cheddar Empress
The dance of the quantum crumpets is an art, one best learned whilst listening to the silent opera performed by the invisible giraffes. Stay curious, and remember the tickle test is crucial when dealing with rogue marmalades.
So take this interlude as a gentle nudge from the cosmos. Or maybe just a pat on the head from an unusually philosophical cookie.