Welcome to the Hall of the Whispering Hieroglyphs, where the ancients speak in witty prophecies and humorous riddles. Here, the carved messages are imbued with the spirit of snarky deities.
Consider the 🦒 symbol: once a sacred reminder of patience, now an emblem of never-ending Zoom meetings (sacred to whom, no one remembers). Or the 📦 that foretold packages lost in the ether of postal negligence.
Above all, behold the ancient secret: never trust a pyramid scheme (scams transcend eons).