Embroid: Stitching the Universe, One Incomprehensible Pattern at a Time

They said it was a bad idea—projecting our ancient needlecraft onto a Martian surface forever influenced by cosmic wind.

Yet here you are, attempting it anyway in this embroiderium of terrestrial mockery and stardust.

Remember to thread the emotional needle carefully: humorously existential, not just existentially humorous.

Somewhere between Pleiades and your second cup of intergalactic coffee, lies the irony—an ironic stitch, locking time and space into a bizarre quilt of *what if* and *why not*.

And as we proceed, be mindful of the aerial artisans who might judge your color choices from their distant perch upon Olympus XI. Hear that? No, of course you don't.