Welcome contractual obligations to an imaginary office, where the only thing infinite is the paperwork.
Scene 1: Conference table groaning under the weight of well-meaning but misplaced initiatives:
Employee 1: "So we node optimized the synergy and leveraged maximum tangents?"
CEO: "Is there an online manual for these puns?"
Lunch Break Justification: "Salad no one eats is algorithmically proportioned to least burnouts."
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