In this era of RGB cacophony, where pixels pirouette on dusty screens, consider the noble desk of mahogany hue. Timesheets locked away in drawers of trepidation, while the email odyssey spirals. The fax is king once more, viewed through antiquated lenses.
"Which cubicle holds the next silence?" pondered the lonesome manager amidst cactus sentinels and motivational posters. Slogans lost their zenith: "Embrace De-Stress, Cushion Webinar."