Tangled Threads of Fate

Once upon a comet trail, where stars flung letters across cosmic highways, fate was but a bureaucrat.

"We have lost your thread," sighed the goddess as she misplaced her celestial stapler. Ironically, it was taped beneath a sunbeam.

Fate, realizing the bureaucracy of the afterlife, decided to pursue a career in knitting, for even the meticulous ones they say are oftentimes unknit.

Chapters etched on Meteor Crumbs

• The Tale of the Integra: Seek that which cannot be unwrapped
• The Variant Coffee Cups of Bhagwamore: Brewed for purposes unknown
• The Odyssey of the Stitcher: Needle and galactic yarn entanglement
• Cosmic Paperclips: Holding together what nature intends to unleash

The stars chuckled, for their stories too often bound themselves in plaid, a configuration destined to unravel and yet astound.

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