It was a Friday. Or perhaps it was Tuesday masquerading as a Friday. The boardroom echoed with ideas that were at once new and yet startlingly old, like a record skipping but the music is always in style.
Someone suggested innovation, which in this context, meant rearranging the furniture to create a new vista of unspeakable synergy. How deeply ironic it is, that the chairs are more comfortable when facing the wall!
In aisle three, amidst the canned nostalgia and bottled regret, lies the Essential Decisions section. Here, the past meets the present in a dance of absurdity, like a déjà vu flavored cereal promising to start your day with familiarity.
Each decision, prepackaged and neatly shelved, offers a taste of irony. Buy one, get one free—if only the future could come wrapped in clearer instructions.
'And here we are again,' you might say, standing at a metaphorical crossroads where the signposts are as ambiguous as ever. But perhaps that's the charm of it all.
Remember: every ending is but a new beginning, in reverse.