"I swear, if that squirrel doesn't return my car keys by noon, I will file a complaint with the Forest Union." — Midnight Conclave of Forgotten Cars, Tuesday Morning
"And here I thought pleasuring the hedgehog with a cherry was an unnecessary challenge," she sighed, eyes directed elsewhere. — Philosopher's Tea Party under the 12th Oak
"Did you try turning the riddle off and on again? It's always the simplest solutions," the owl imparted wisdom. — IT Helpdesk for Forest Spirits, After Hours
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