Behold the infinitely wise tablet of long-lost nagging thoughts. It was once a centerpiece of the Society of Perpetual Ponderers. Rumor has it, when left unopened, it prophesizes mid-summer stock shortages.
Embossed on its surface are the ancient inscriptions of a time when dad jokes were actually referred to as “paternal quips.” Consider this:
“Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.” - 25th Century Skeptics
Below lies wisdom encrypted in irony: a crystal-clear observation of hidden complexity.