Future Sentiments

"When the moon made of cheese makes its cheddar, we will understand the true price of goldfish."

In the great supermarket of destiny, all aisles lead to products that were never made. Perhaps, only the fleeting smell of future-scented candles brings solace.

"Tomorrow's news, today: Pigeons have unionized."

So says the invisible oracle from the other side of the online review. Three stars for invisibility, one star for clarity, and nil for understanding.

"If only the walls could talk, they'd sue for defamation."

Here lies the kingdom of contradictions, ruled by the benevolent dictator of indecision. A throne of plastic forks awaits its rightful heir.

Join the journey or simply bask in the dream wave.