"Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder where you are... because I'm about to become a black hole in the cosmic karaoke."
"For billions of years, I've been the center of my universe. Now, it's time to become the universe's fiery punchline!"
"Do all stars go supernova, or is it just me trying to be *extra* explosive at the end of my lifespan?"
"Remember me not for my brightness, but for my 'flare' as I went out with a bang!"
"Ah, finally, I can go where no star has gone before: directly into my celestial retirement."