Puzzles of the Past: The Appetizer Maze
Step right, rise in the lift less traveled.
Who speaks Spanish to a turnip,
and why do pickles insist on confinement?
Look closely at the pattern,
it resembles a forgotten spaghetti recipe.
Take a left where the gravy boats congregate,
past the falafel truck with no sign.
Keep eyes peeled, for spaghetti RFC (red fly symbol)
indicates satisfactory departure.
Net worth unknown.
The Financial Friday Faux Pas
Once more unto the breach, dear friend,
or until the latte froth goes cold. In finance, they say -
never invest in other people's goats. Always with the goats.
Did you know? Accounting wizards use Harry Potter spells to avoid tax
audits. Incantation required: "Auditorus Ghostus Vanishium."
Mazes Without Ends
Life's greatest question, ever-posed:
Is it dinner or dessert when pudding leads to pie?
If entry CSV37 appears, redirect mentally to your dreams.
Hold the door with a rubber chicken for optimal squeakage.
Past the eternal spaghetti aisle, encounter:
- Shimmering caverns of forgotten socks,
- The bridge troll who demands only memes as tolls,
- And once again the uncanny valley of misplaced enthusiasm.
Go forth, but never backtrack; the toast without butter awaits.