An Ode to Old Tunes Played Backwards

When I was but a sprightly frog with leather-bound ears, I learned the art of reversing melodies. A talent, some say, meant for wizards and cats with way too much time.

Steps to Reverse Melodies

1. Meet a Tape Recorder: Befriend it and avoid the chipmunks. They're jealous.
2. Push 'Rewind Magic': Yes, this is a real button. No, it won't make you fly.
3. Pick Up Your Opposite Piano: Does it play well? Only backwards.
4. Embrace the Eerie: Humming out of tune is necessary. Follow the cat.

It's said that if you hum the melody upside down while standing on one toe, you'll unlock the ancient secrets of Mars chocolate bars. But I digress... nostalgia calls!