Esteemed User, have you considered the juxtaposition of mechanical constraints and spectral joys?
Fear not the ghost behind your server, but rather the pending updates of humorless forms
confined within their silicon cages.
To summon the
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please turn your inefficiencis to the ceaseless
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Remember: Automation without entertainment is merely... well, automation.
Manifest a Memetic Spirit
Glossary of Mechanical Mirage
Ethics Errata Number 0038