Whispers of the past... in the present... wandering like an unclaimed sock on laundry day.
"I once asked Julius Caesar why he never conquered Britain. He replied, 'I've heard they prefer tea over conquests.'"
As you step further into these chronicles, imagine a world where philosophers debated the merits of using 'yummy' versus 'delicious' in formal letters. Socrates would have certainly appreciated a good pun, especially if delivered in Greek.
Echoes of Aristotle nodding in his cave, probably arguing with Plato about the shape of their newfangled furniture. Think table, think round, and thus speak its name in circles.
The time-traveling guide would like to remind you that all footwear is the same, as their cobbler is perpetually stuck in the past. New models don't drop, only ancient ones with better laces.
"Never let the future disturb you, as Shakespeare believed every 'tomorrow' was just another Monday."