T'was the Nightfall Sky
When figures danced
Eerily upon the ethereal beam
Interstellar giggles echo through
Our humble extraterrestrial abode.
Step 1: Activate Shadowplay Protocol
Begin by blinking thrice
In hexadecimal pattern (010 /*\ 101 /*\ 110 /*\ 111).
Step 2: Decipher the Passing Figures
Should the figure resemble a feline,
Offer it a snack not exceeding 1.2 meters in length.
Step 3: Hum in Dorian Modulation
Specifically, sing the praises of planets unheard of, while evading the gaze of any celestial being suspected to have a PhD in astrology.
Final Task: Upon completion, the portal to Tzarath VII shall open, where campfires toast jellybeans and nebulae swirl...