Welcome, fellow breezers, to the joyous juxtaposition! Where the feathers of fury meet the gales of giggles.
Showtime: Anytime
Duration: As long as the gusts hold
"A laugh without wind is but a whisper in the void."
Did you hear about Schrödinger's Cat's stand-up routine? It left the box halfway through and became a meme. Cats do have nine lives, but they can only use one at a time — an existential crisis or coffee break, you choose.
Meanwhile, the wind tried to crack a joke about parallel lines meeting. They both nodded in agreement, crossing their thoughts at the right angles.
The gust elder spoke: "Laughter is nature's way of reinforcing air pressure equilibrium. Much like life, it swirls, pulses, and occasionally, hurls leaves in your face."
But the wind—an elusive comedian—always knew the punchline would be carried far away by the next zephyr. It's a gig that never truly ends, just like a sneeze that transforms into a song.