Welcome, seeker of cheese and enigma! In this labyrinth, we ponder the great mysteries that keep us awake at night: Why does pizza always land topping-side down? What happens to socks in dryers? And, more importantly, how to find the elusive end of a maze without ends?
First, understand the paradox: the maze is both a journey and a mirage. As you traverse its non-existent pathways, ask yourself this age-old question: Is the maze truly a labyrinth, or are you merely a misguided philosopher with a penchant for puzzles?
In the spirit of transparency (and hiddenness), we present our manifesto in a form you can take home and definitely not dissect: All paths lead nowhere, and every decision tree is simply a shrub trying its best.
Finally, dear traveler, remember: if you ever find the end of this maze, do let us know. Until then, we remain lost with you, sipping tea with the Cheshire cat.