Have you ever thought about meeting your future self? Imagine the awkwardness: "Hey there, future me! How's the weather in your dystopian office where photocopies turn into origami cranes?"
"Hey, you want directions to the forest?" "But aren't we in the forest?" Confusion ensued. Hire a compass; they're not on vacation anymore.
Read more weirdness...You'd think finding bones would be a snap for Bob. But every time he unearths one, it mysteriously rearranges itself into a less helpful constellation.
The cat's dead, or isn’t it? The Schrödinger's got his PhD honorary again while looking for donuts.
Find some glazed enigmas...In a parallel universe, chocolate melts in the cheesecake. Or was it cheese melts in chocolate? Both tried to sue gravity.
Upon understanding the absurdity, see what else may collapse under logical acrobatics.