In the swirling depths of AJP's psyche, a paradoxical fish flips its fins. It asks, "Why do I swim in circles when the sea is a straight line?" The answer, of course, is as elusive as a wet cat. Here, in the underwater garden of thought, seaweed scribbles secrets upon the sandy floor.
Have you heard of the octopus who wanted to play chess? Legend says it played both sides and wrote the rules in an ancient shell language only dolphins understand. Meanwhile, a crab stands guard, misinterpreting "checkmate" as a new dance move.
If you ever find yourself in AJP's underwater library, be wary of the jellyfish librarian. She might zap you with knowledge or simply confuse you with her glow-in-the-dark riddles.