Drifting, glancing off... Corporate philosophy
Paradigm Magician pulls change from hat.
"New Initiative" or the infamous,
Divine stealth technology Encrypted Encryption.
Irony code: 404.
Victory sinuous, glacially negative approach.
Fragmented mandates follow, heedless.
Sometimes, unanimous opinion polls merge into Media.
(Re)define success by bit-shifting, rounding flaws, glorifying glitches.
Version 02.Beta_Failed: Now with less sense.
Ide feels *disconnected* muchly.
"The change you seek is
not stored in the cookie jar
exclusively reserved for
nostalgic versions of
*The Inbox*."
Laugh at not, no refunds.
(pseudo-legal disclaimer):
Shifts not suitable for uptight adults,
logic may experience turbulence.
For support, consult existential crisis.