"I have seen more than you imagine, my dear human. Your midnight snacks and late-night serenades are my guilty pleasures. The stains? Love marks." - Armchair
"Every day, I cradle the dreams of discarded leftovers and crumpled love letters. Trust me; I know your secrets better than your diary." - Dustbin
"I shine my false light over your Netflix binges and existential crises. When the power goes out, I become your best confidant." - Lamp
"Your midnight fridge raids add a whole new level of chill to my existence. I keep your leftovers cold and your secrets colder." - Refrigerator
"I've witnessed things swept away under my fibers; secrets, spills, and sometimes, just sometimes, a bit of scandal." - Rug