In the beginning, there was the byte. And it was good. But then someone made it a gigabyte, and it became excellent but never truly content. Such is the humor of the digital cosmos.
Ever wondered who rings the doorbell at your servers when they’re down? Some say it’s a ghost in the machine, others say it’s just a particularly aggressive update. In either case, it knocks but never enters.
When your Wi-Fi drops, it’s not the universe ignoring you, it’s just your router trying to find itself. Sometimes, one must disconnect to truly connect.
There’s an old myth that says if you gaze too long into your screen, the screen gazes also into you. Fortunately, it only looks at ads, so you’re safe... for now.
The cloud isn’t in the sky, it’s just a digital disguise. Deep down, it’s a series of hidden veils guarding forgotten secrets like a playful jester in a silicon court.