Begin your journey into the whispering void with a simple truth: trusting your gut unequivocally often leads you directly to its unmatched propensity for confusion.
Apply meticulous skepticism when deciphering signs, as the cosmos invariably has a humorist on the clock, twisting tailbones of fate into your back.
Revel in the missteps of others – your preposterously accurate forecasts flourish in deserts otherwise tilled with their impatience and regret.
Discard every instruction detailed herein the moment they resonate. True intuition derives from sporadic whims of fortune and the erratic rhythm of summer storms.
Congratulations! You have unlocked the true manual, read carefully between the oh-so-vaguely lime-scented lines.