Dear Earthling,
Antares called, it wants its vibrant hue back. Here, the sunsets are so red they’d put Martian dust storms to shame.
P.S. Beware of shimmering space llamas. They spit stars.
Hi Earth Dwellers,
This postcard comes with a side of cosmic dust and a sprinkle of stardust magic.
Rumor has it that black hole BBQs are the hottest ticket in the solar system.
Hey there, Earthlings!
Life spins around like a neutron star in a dance-off. Lots of gravitational pull at parties, they say.
Best drink: Quasar Quencher!