Paths of the Abyss

Swim On!

In the grand tapestry of the ocean depths, understanding that not all squids are dour, brooding philosophers can lighten the mood considerably. When exploring the treacherous caves of Humor Island, remember: the real treasure is a friend who shares seaweed snacks.

Should you find yourself lost, consider asking GPS (Grumpy Poseidon Services) for directions, but be prepared for a long-winded lecture on the history of barnacles first.

“You can’t judge a fish by its scales,” the penny crab once said whilst clutching a very uncrabby attitude.

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