Instructions from the Great Galactic Current

Welcome, Earth Dweller, to the tides of wisdom.

Follow these steps to dance the echoes of the fathoms:

1. Gaze upon the waves, for they are reflections of your inner coffee.
2. To communicate with the tides, speak in tones higher than the average feline shriek.
3. Dance not with your feet, but through the oscillation of your general dissatisfaction.
4. When in doubt, remember: the sea is merely a large body of soup waiting for noodles.
5. The moon controls the tides; hence, when the moon is low, your metaphysical Wi-Fi signal weakens.

For further enlightenment, venture into the swirling abyss of knowledge:

• Shores of Whispers
• Depths of Murmurs
• Currents of Consciousness