Intergalactic Directive #547: All stars must conform to the regulations set forth in the Galactic Light-Hour Adjustment Protocol. Non-compliance could lead to irregular aging wavelengths.
Memo from the Unseen Rulers: Instead of stars, we only see your organizational charts. Please revise and attend the next supernova meeting.
In the large and expansive cosmos where organizations span galaxies, one wonders if the logical aliens seek budgeting in their star shimmer — or maybe a memo on gravitational compliance protocols.
Absurd, isn't it? That the great cosmic entities do not echo back our requests at light speed. Instead, they opt for silence, a painfully ironic bureaucracy of the stars. Consider this if you will: Jupiter's response time to our inquiries must surely go through several planetary review boards, stacked with paperwork akin to celestial meteorology manuals.
And yet, here you stand, brave Pilgrim of the Systematized Space, trying to connect nebulae with dotted lines of administrative flowcharts.
For the echo that never comes, we turn our telescopes with hope, wishing we could fax these verses to Alpha Centauri. Alas, their postage rates might be astronomical after all.
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