Transmission Log #932:
The Martian Senate has officially decreed that Tuesday shall henceforth be known as "Wednesday Lite". Casual observances include skipping expected responsibilities and daydreaming about interplanetary harmonies.
Rituals of Convenience
File Reference Z174:
Jupiterian Collective expresses concerns over the Taiwan Hot-Dog Crisis. Bizarrely, a passionate plea for "one condiment fits all" has not been well received. Further debates are scheduled at zero kelvins.
Saucy Revelation
Entry Code 047: The Moon's beauties
Moonlight interrupted the usual silence to protest inadequate travel advisories after a bewildered commuter reached its surface on a rocket-made of hopes. Visits unwelcomed are noted.
Per traveler: "Do we really need a passport at the Lunar DMV?"
Wait at the reception area for subsequent answer activation.
Lunar DMV Query