Welcome Back to Terra Firma: Ground Zero - The Original Planetscape

"Did they actually name a planet after their dog?" - Somewhere between Jupiter and your lunch break
"Of course the Earth is flat. Have you seen it daydream of being anything else?" - A voice from the horizon's edge

Loot your existential musings from a blackhole of grounded misconceptions as we orbit the mundane. Explore the labyrinth of stable iPhones and solid Earth coffee.

"Remember when we thought Africa was a city? It was just a phase, but those souvenir spoons were real." - Ancient philosophers who misread their GPS

Join the journey when gravity feels like a choice. Pause at the center of civilizational circles where the map speaks louder than the adventure.