Star Schema of the Ethereal Cosmos

Welcome, celestial traveler! Have you ever wondered how stars get their morning coffee?

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No, seriously, it's all in the nebula espresso blend. I hear it gives you a twinkle in your supernova.

But enough about beans and black holes; let's dive into the ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ intricacies of our star schema.

Picture this: each star, a data point, orbiting around the central truth, data warehouse, if you will. They all have their roles, you know?

• Relational Dance: Watch planets groove to the SQL beat.
• Fact Tables: Not just for astronomers, but data narrators too.
• Dimensional Dilemmas: Every dimension has its own drama.

And as you ponder these cosmic curiosities, remember: every time a star blinks, a new query is born.