They say stars fall with a splat, an undesired flatulence heard across the universe. Yet here in the orbit, silence hums the sweetest tunes.
Satellite Symphony: Hosted by Vacuum, featuring the Starry Chorus in a one-time-only, never-to-be-repeated live performance. Tickets: Zero. Atmosphere not included.
Did you hear Jupiter auditioned for a solo? They had to cut Neptune; too much ring-a-ding business. Jump to the Punchline
In other news, Martian trophy hunters are calling for planetary disarmament.
The astrophysical community is baffled. Read the entire gravitational saga here