Why orbit Venus when you can make a hop and skip to Jupiter? It's all about the gravitational pulls and the free drinks floating around Orleans-1.
Erase the past in your future but never the future in your present or you might alter the timeline and latte art might walk on all fours... upside down.
The crucial question of tomorrow: did you bring an umbrella? Possibly. Probably not. Perhaps an inter-dimensional sonic screwdriver might do the trick. But then again, bubble wrap is your best friend.