To begin your journey, first ensure that the universe is aligned at a 45-degree angle relative to the horizontal plane of your imagination.
Once alignment is achieved, secure the ephemeral essence of cat whiskers within the confines of your left pocket.
From here, take a stationary breath, inhaling the diametric opposition of spice and mirth, and remember to exhale in a rhythmic quantile of twelve.
When ready, commence the clockwise traversal around the lost art of timekeeping, avoiding all sundials that are oriented towards nocturnal perspectives.
Continue forward by looking backward; the destination is always behind you, so turn your gaze to the inception of this voyage and let it guide you.