In 2137, they finally invented "socks and sandals" fashion-forward thinking circles. I was there, laughing in beige Bermuda shorts. 💫
During a particularly boring lecture in 3421 about the "Great Tomato Wars", I learned that the key to time travel is simply not showing up on time. Future professors can be so charmingly erroneous.
Last Tuesday — but also next Friday — I bumped into my past self. We both forgot to update our calendars, much to the dismay of our shared third self who was due music lessons on Thursday.