Finally, a cleaning device that truly understands vacuity. The spectral vacuum—designed specifically for the unseen corner, the untouched crevice, the void itself.
"Is it sucking anything?"
"Only the existential dread in the room!"
Guaranteed—by the manufacturer of nothing and endorsed by ghosts.
For the clutter of the ethereal, it's the perfect appliance. But do be careful—attempting to use it on visible stains may result in unforeseen temporal shifts.
Whisper to the Echo